How
do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..
What
do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
What
do you say to a drummer in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ..."
What
do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
Q:
What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
A
drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument.
After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store
and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please." The owner
gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the
corner." The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't
you?" The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?" The store owner
says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
What
do drummers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's
the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine, you only have to punch in the instructions once.
What
is the ideal weight for a drummerr?
About 2 kilograms, including the urn.
What does it mean when a drummer is in your bed gasping for breath and calling
your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Guy
goes into a bar and says to the barman "I've got a great drummer joke,shall
I tell it?"
"I should let you know first that I'm a drummer", replies the barman.
"That's okay. I'll tell it real slow!"
How
can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.
Whats
got three legs and a cunt?
A drum stool.......
Did
you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.
How
do you get a drummer out of a tree?
Cut the rope. [I
say - thats a bit harsh....]
Did
you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me neither.
