Female
vocalist asks her keyboard player, "I'd like to do 'My Funny Valentine'
tonight... but can we to 'jazz' it up a bit?"
Keyboard player replies, "Sure, we can do the first chorus in G minor,
then
modulate to G# minor for the second chorus in 5/4 time, then modulate to A
minor in 3/4 time for the bridge, then cut off the last 3 bars!"
She claims,"that might be too complicated to do without a rehearsal!"
Keyboard player responds, "Well, that's how you did it last night!"
Q: What's the
first thing a girl singer does in the morning?
A: Puts on her clothes and goes home.
What's the difference
between an oboe and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up an oboe.
What's the difference
between a bassoon and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Why
did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the bassoon recital.
A trombone player
and an accordion player are playing a New Years's eve gig at a local club..
The place is packed and everybody is absolutely loving the music .. shortly
after midnight, the club owner comes up to the duo and says, "You guys sound
great .. everybody loves you .. I'd like to know if the two of you are free
to come back here next New Year's eve to play ?? ...
The two musicians look at each other then to the club owner .. and the trombone
player says "Sure .. we'd love to .. Is it OK if we leave our stuff here ??"
What's
the difference between a cello and a coffin?
The coffin has the corpse inside.
What are the
2 least-used sentences in the English language?
1."Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"
2."Nice bass solo..."
Q: Why do some
people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
What happens
if you play blues music backwards?
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of
prison.
What do you get
when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
Son: Mother,
I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician.
Mother: Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both.
