Popstars [Fosh, Alexander, Marriner]

I've been watching TV,
It seems easy to me
Cos thats singer's all eyebrows and hat
And I'm sure you and me, we could definitely be
Better than that

But I can't play guitar
And I can't really sing
But it don't seem to matter these days...
Andy Warhol would laugh, and Lennon and Bach
Would spin in their graves

CHORUS....
Baby we could be popstars
Italian girls going down on their knees
Baby we could be popstars
I'll do anything you want
It doesn't really matter to me

Now I'm making big plans
With the makeover man
And I'm aching for money and sex
Want to buy 16 cars, get thrown out of bars
And meet Posh and Becks

CHORUS

So let me sell myself, I'll do anything
Not to be left on the shelf - let me shake my thing
I'm into hip-hop, rock and pop, anything thats in the shop
I'll do anything if you just let me sing...
Or maybe whistle

[dodgy whistly bit]

CHORUS

If I'm too ugly I could always be a DJ

GUITAR HEROICS etc....